odgehog: sherlockedforwho: taintedhumor: this is my blogging face I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
suspu: if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
thatweirdhorsegirlspersonal: sir-laughsalot: sir-laughsalot: I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls… I WASN’T KIDDING officially less attractive than a cat
buttsdotcom: I need to loose 30 pounds in today
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
Reblog if you're Single.
anaa-rodrigueez: rockwithyous: clarrissamorgenstern: Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother 11 million 12 million… 13 fucking million, i swear if none of you at least asks me for my number im out of here there should be a fucking tumblr dating site. like they evaluate what you post on your blog and then they would find another blog that posts pretty much the...
jeff-witheys-xbox: 2001 Monsters, Inc. 2013 Monsters University When all these little kids try to get in line on June 21 before us….
trouncing: REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
realactualjesus: when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven
do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you